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20th February 2012

Photo reblogged from Lost Arcana with 2 notes

We have to save the world, folks. winneganfake: The chicken is a mortal enemy to humanity. Given their expansive numbers, their natural weaponry of beak and talon, their cunning camouflage as mere dumb clucking farm animals, they pose a significant threat to our position at the top of the food chain. Therefore, steps must be taken.  The enemy must be defeated.  Here is your battle plan.

We have to save the world, folks.

winneganfake:

The chicken is a mortal enemy to humanity. Given their expansive numbers, their natural weaponry of beak and talon, their cunning camouflage as mere dumb clucking farm animals, they pose a significant threat to our position at the top of the food chain. Therefore, steps must be taken. 

The enemy must be defeated. 

Here is your battle plan.

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    We have to save the world, folks.
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