This here is me writing something pretty goddamned dumb. It’s parodyish fantasy concerning a barbarian named Ognark. I suppose the latest version is the result of my growing interest in bizarro fiction. Word of warning: The Rage of Ognark is full of nasty, potty humor. As I’ve said elsewhere, if reading “Rape Gnomes” bothers you, well, please don’t bother tuning in for Part II.